LOVER OF COMEDY AND SUPERHEROES
God I hope this is true.
OMFG
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
(via giggle)
(via dulect)
(via thebootydiaries)
(via lmfao)
The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need
I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.
It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it
(via dianatrevoir)
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
(via unescapable)
when someone says I’m being over dramatic
No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus, capricorn
alex: LEO, gemini, aries
table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquariusWhy am I all of them.? 😂😭
(via perks-of-being-chinese)